creativity cave

met mathman at metro buffet for lunch. mathman ran into homercles at wal-mart just prior to meeting me for lunch. small world. got the following fortune in my fortune cookie...
"some fortune cookies contain no fortune.." I got dissed by a fortune cookie!! if you can believe that... at least lunch was decent..

-the captain

posted by captain creative @ 11:09 AM 0 comments

Sick and wrong...
observations from me.. cause it's my blog and all.

They don't like it at the car dealer when you ask about RPMS and then scream, "viva la revolution"

Despite some people's opinions, dumpsters do not count as "public restrooms".. Those are for paying customers.. jerks..

When they say "don't feed the bears", man you better not feed those bears.. especially the football team, they need to be hungry if they wanna make it in the big leagues...

I know there are fat camps, but are there ugly camps?

What's with the tin man? tin is so wimpy.. he should've been the stainless steel man...

What's up with sequels for 10 or more year old movies coming out?

Vampires suffer from bad press. They play up the biting and drinking blood... but they downplay the eternal life thing. If vampires had informercials touting their new book about living forever, i think things would be different.

why do insanely poor people in movies have multimillion dollar secret labs?

- the captain

posted by captain creative @ 8:58 AM 0 comments

So, I watched the new Sarah Silverman dvd last night, and i can't rave about it enough. Sarah Silverman is fast becoming my favorite stand up comedianne. She is so sick and wrong, it's almost like we are soulmates.... except she doesn't know who i am, and stalking is sooo last year.... I gotta say, she is fairly attractive... but it is so weird, i could care less about looks.. (within reason... I wouldn't go out with someone who would shatter mirrors with their looks.. but that aside.) But i would rather be with someone moderately attractive, yet funny and smart, then a brain dead manequin of a girl, whose neurons misfire if she chews gum while walking. because you can't have a serious conversation with anyone who starts their sentences with .. "like.. omigod.." or "So i was like..." or "me.. go out with you? as if...?" or even.. "i'm calling the police if you don't go away".. you know that kind of thing....

Anyway, If you want to laugh and are not easily offended.. Sarah Silverman delivers.... (now if she would only return my calls.. and not through her lawyer.. that doesn't count... )

-the captain

posted by captain creative @ 8:46 AM 0 comments

Rain, rain go away.. no seriously...

Weather is such an odd thing, ungodly hot one day, the next, cold and rainy. Mother nature has some serious mood swings. get that girl some antidepresents or something. The funniest thing about rain to me is to see grown adults running from their cars to get inside as if it rained on them, they would melt or something. How the heck do these people shower if they are that afraid of a few drops of rain? apparently the formula is fresh water coming down on you outside = bad, tap water (possibly contaminated) coming down on you while standing inside a small cubicle in your home = good. Maybe it's the nudity factor. Some scientist somewhere should waste my tax dollars to find a reason for this. I can hear the pork barrel spending calling to my senator now...

more later

-the captain

posted by captain creative @ 8:36 AM 0 comments

more tips for the bored...

1. spray yourself down with pam and go to the ice arena and see how far you can slide... (on second thought.. don't do that)

2. start a chewing gum company and name your gum abc brand gum

3. for the love of god, do not have kids... (sorry, i am watching mine, and 2 others over the summer and i am taking the bullet train to insanity.. for those who don't know the bullet train is one of the fastest trains in the world)

4. for god's sakes go outside and stop reading this stuff. it's really nice out.

5. see number 5.

6.. still here? that's cool. i was just messing with you. it's fun to mess with people when you are bored....

7.. try to remember. ... um.... let me think here.... oh well i'm sure it wasn't important.

8. read my blog. (it may not be fun to you.. but.. )

9. reenact the movie heathers with puppets made from popsicle sticks and yarn.

posted by captain creative @ 3:32 PM 0 comments

Garage Sale.. Day 2

The former Mrs asked me to watch her garage sale because she had to go out of town for work. 2 days, 5 customers and a whopping $3. It's almost like working a temp job except no one cares if i take a break whenever i feel like it. :) Not much else going on with me, a friend is supposed to be bringing the new sarah silverman dvd over tonight, and I am going to introduce him to the strangeness that is the movie Cecil B. Demented. good times, good times...

-The captain

posted by captain creative @ 3:00 PM 0 comments

Things to do when you are bored...

Section one.. Things to do with poker chips.

1. Fling them one at a time and people while shouting.. "beware the wrath of the mighty gamblor.."

2. keep pocketful of them onhand when out shopping so that when the clerk tells you what you owe, pull one out and say "i'll raise you 5..."

3. if you have friends over put them in a bowl and hand them out.. cheerfully asking.. "who wants chips?"

Section 2... if you have a mini tape recorder...

1. Walk down the street asking people for an interview.

2. record half a conversation on it, pausing for your answers so that later you can walk around talking to yourself

Section 3... if you have plastic silverware....

1. go to a kfc and place a to go order, when they hand you silverware say "no thanks, i brought my own"

2. sit outside a nice restaurant, holding your silverware and stare in the window at people eating.


Section 4.... Miscellaneous...

1... Make a necklace out of sample size spoons..

2... walk around a bar, asking people if they are gonna finish their drinks cause you sure are thirsty.

3.... go to the library and read the newspaper from back to front instead of front to back, making sure people see you. if they ask tell them you are from japan, and add the word cracker for effect..

4... this one requires too friends, write out an entire conversation, give one half to each person. walk around downtown, and time it so that your conversation matches up everytime you pass each other, so that when you are apart it looks like you are talking to yourself, but together you are having a conversation.

5... hug a midget.. (ask permission first)

6... ask strangers if they want a stick of gum. if they answer yes.. ask them if they have any because you left yours at home..

7... buy bulk candy.. 1 piece at a time...

8... carry around a bag of klondike bars and ask people on the street what they would do for a klondike bar..

posted by captain creative @ 8:42 AM 1 comments

Sad but true... i suppose


Saw today that the ALF animated series is coming out on video. Sad part is I then realized I still remembered the entire theme song for the animated series. **SIGH** I am such a geek sometimes...

-The captain

posted by captain creative @ 9:23 PM 1 comments

For those of you who may like comics here is a recap of what is currently happening in my comic book Inter-Act

Previously…….

Chapter 1:

Following the death of Agent Alpha during a battle with Blast, Broadsword and Caliber were haunted by similar dreams. Broadsword vowed not to let anyone else die, while Caliber came to a somewhat different conclusion…

Meanwhile Spectral began to question his decision to become a hero and reflected on his origins…

Chapter 2:

Currently…

Caliber is set to make a major announcement to the press that will dramatically alter the lives of his teammates...

To be continued @ qdogg comics... next page tentatively scheduled to be posted on Wednesday,,,

www.myspace.com/qdoggcomics

-The Captain

posted by captain creative @ 6:50 PM 0 comments