Friday, June 09, 2006

Things to do when you are bored...

Section one.. Things to do with poker chips.

1. Fling them one at a time and people while shouting.. "beware the wrath of the mighty gamblor.."

2. keep pocketful of them onhand when out shopping so that when the clerk tells you what you owe, pull one out and say "i'll raise you 5..."

3. if you have friends over put them in a bowl and hand them out.. cheerfully asking.. "who wants chips?"

Section 2... if you have a mini tape recorder...

1. Walk down the street asking people for an interview.

2. record half a conversation on it, pausing for your answers so that later you can walk around talking to yourself

Section 3... if you have plastic silverware....

1. go to a kfc and place a to go order, when they hand you silverware say "no thanks, i brought my own"

2. sit outside a nice restaurant, holding your silverware and stare in the window at people eating.


Section 4.... Miscellaneous...

1... Make a necklace out of sample size spoons..

2... walk around a bar, asking people if they are gonna finish their drinks cause you sure are thirsty.

3.... go to the library and read the newspaper from back to front instead of front to back, making sure people see you. if they ask tell them you are from japan, and add the word cracker for effect..

4... this one requires too friends, write out an entire conversation, give one half to each person. walk around downtown, and time it so that your conversation matches up everytime you pass each other, so that when you are apart it looks like you are talking to yourself, but together you are having a conversation.

5... hug a midget.. (ask permission first)

6... ask strangers if they want a stick of gum. if they answer yes.. ask them if they have any because you left yours at home..

7... buy bulk candy.. 1 piece at a time...

8... carry around a bag of klondike bars and ask people on the street what they would do for a klondike bar..

1 Comments:

At 8:23 AM, Blogger Aaron said...

Nice suggestions.

 

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