Now i'm not terribly familiar with local zoning ordinances but apparently in many towns, the zoning laws mandate that a sub shop be located in every gas station.
Hillbilly slang (hopefully not to offend any hillbillys) -
-water skiin-
definition: that skiin your bath water gets if you don't change it once a month.
Eskimo pie - what an eskimo's wife gives him if he's been good.
An @$$hole is an object, while bitch is a proper name, at least i hope it is otherwise i owe that waitress one hell of an apology.
Those mario brothers are sure taking a long time on my plumbing, i better check to make sure everything is ok.
The term X-ray is misleading, I say if it can see through my clothes that makes it more of a XXX-ray.
What would you do for a Hy-Vee brand chocolate coated, non dairy icemilk bar that I bought because they were on sale and Klondike bars cost too damn much?
Frozen yogurt = Frogurt
Frozen sucker = What did you call me?
Thankfully the term hooker is not literal like say the term butcher.
- and so Lenny thought to himself... cool .. restraining order.. until he realized the end result was not going to be someone getting tied up.....
- more later
-the captain
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