Monday, June 12, 2006

Topics you can bring up to spark the oddest damn conversations you can imagine..

1. Which homercles can attest to.. Clown porn.. nothing says screwed up socially than watching clowns dunk each other.. (so to speak). I will never look at the circus the same again. or carnies..

2. Rectal inversions.. Now I don't even now what this is or if it is even a real thing, but damned if that doesn't sound like a conversation starter.

3. people who get their ass crack hair waxed... Yeah.. that ones a crowd pleaser I'm sure...

4. Weird baby names... Zeus, anyone... according to some sources it might mean jesus in greek...

5. Crack Whores and the men who ride them... you do the math on this one cause i can see the formula for hilarity now...

6. people who die in the dumbest ways... there are whole websites devoted to this knockout topic..

7. screwed up relationships.. so what if she was your stepmomma and your sister.. anyway you slice it that's good lovin...

8. midgets... not wanting to offend, but every time midgets are brought up in conversation it's all downhill in terms of good taste and etiquette.

9. Ex-(girl/boy-friend, spouses) from hell. i don't have one (she actually can be pretty decent overall) , but i know people who do.

... if you have any topics to add.. feel free...

-the captain...

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